December 2011
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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
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Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
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theprincedouchewhostolechristmas:
i’m terrible at liking things ironically
it just ends up as genuine love
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lisbethed:
the best thing omg
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blaine-anderson:
i wonder if tom hanks just writes “t hanks” in his thank you cards like it’s a message and signature all in one
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everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
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I cut you out because I couldn’t stand being a passing fancy. Before I give my...
– The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath (July-Sept 1950)
Sometimes I think she lives inside my head. For better, for worse.
(via hermionejg)
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itsgirlgerm:
Omg so funny. Jimmy Fallon hates “santa baby” x
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